in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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