I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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