before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize
