You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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