I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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