you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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