Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
too bad you live with your parents still
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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