Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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