Im at strip club and am horny
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.