Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
the liver wants what the liver wants
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.