A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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