well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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