Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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