I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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