Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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