Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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