Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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