when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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