I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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