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my soul wont recognize me after tonight

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(857): my soul wont recognize me after tonight http://tfl.nu/7s35

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It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..

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(207): It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted.. http://tfl.nu/j3e7

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(541): View more from Oregon

Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.

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(541): Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia. http://tfl.nu/enyb

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His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"

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You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.

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(606): His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!" (1-606): You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents. http://tfl.nu/3y9c

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(225): View more from Louisiana

i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels

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(225): i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels http://tfl.nu/zg26

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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was

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(920): We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was http://tfl.nu/2xqa

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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.

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(957): I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day. http://tfl.nu/42ia

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He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...

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(404): He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight... http://tfl.nu/5hx6

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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.

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(613): Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day. http://tfl.nu/48u4

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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours

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........yyyyyyeah that's me

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(814): There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours (301): ........yyyyyyeah that's me http://tfl.nu/xtm1

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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.

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(937): They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed. http://tfl.nu/xvv6

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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.

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(215): I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that. http://tfl.nu/79sp

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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??

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(613): Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea?? http://tfl.nu/5r0c

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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...

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(603): I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked... http://tfl.nu/22n2

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(505): View more from New Mexico

wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.

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...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.

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(505): wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days. (505): ...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it. http://tfl.nu/p1xm

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