i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.