whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice