hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
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Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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