none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
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i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Randomize