I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Just pee around me
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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