Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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