Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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