Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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