The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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