awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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