You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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