i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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