So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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