I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Randomize