Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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