Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously