I'm really into asian looking animals
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now