Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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