it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.