you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
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I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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