There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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