my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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