Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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