do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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