You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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