the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?