Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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