Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .