You made me cry and you don't even care
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!