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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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