Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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