it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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