the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
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I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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