just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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