so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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