kristin has been a bad kristin
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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